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Anonymous: ok so im white and i really wanna use the n-word well im already using it but not in a derogatory way in a cool way i like jamming to little wayne and stuff was just wondering is there anyway a white person can gain access to using the n word without black people being offended like is there a certain amount of black friends i can have to be able to say it ? once again not being disrespectful just in a cool way

prettyboyshyflizzy:

little wayne ? 

ok u want access to the word lemme huddle up with my ancestors real quick and come up with a solution bruh i got u right now

*whispering sounds*

pshwhwhwww “not derogatory he says”

pshwhwhwww “he actually spelled out little?? *group laughter*”

pswhwwhwhw “certain amount of black friends”

pswhhwwhwh “no no no in a cool way”

"ok i got the solution "pswhwwhwhhwhw"

pswhwhwhwh “you sure ? if he does that he will gain access?”

pswhwhww “ok ill let him know

ok sir im back :)  they said wrap your entire body in steaks, and go into a cage and lock yourself in with at least 13 tigers who have been deprived of food for 3 or more days then and only then will you be allowed to use the the n-word

have fun tell me how it goes :) I cant wait for you to be able to say the n-word with me we’re gonna have so much fun

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h-ound:

I wish I remembered more from this show

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dangerhamster:

heartyglobe:

filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”

[x]

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drownedsenses:

Always

drownedsenses:

Always

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gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

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starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

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daruska:

croutoncat:

PUT A NAME IN MY ASK AND I’LL TALK ABOUT SOMEONE I KNOW/ONCE KNEW WITH THAT NAME

im really into this please do this

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katara:

hes still not hot i dont get it 

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wwadirectory:

@Louis_Tomlinson: Me and the little lad :)

wwadirectory:

@Louis_Tomlinson: Me and the little lad :)

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asummerqueen:

pancakebird:

Hey guys um long story short, I need money to move in with my boyfriend (who would be coming up here from the southern part of the state) within a few months because of reasons that I don’t want to get into and he shouldn’t live there anymore

Originally, he was going to stay with friends here until either we both got jobs and could move in together or he was making enough money to get his own place, but his friends’ landlord said that he could only stay, at max, three weeks so that’s being put on hold completely

I can’t get a job because I’m the only one in my household available to take care of my cancerous dog and get her the medicine that she needs at the exact times that she needs it and we have a puppy that can’t be left alone for extended periods of time. My parents work late, so the responsibility is left to me

I’ll elaborate more once I can get to a computer but here are my prices for my traditional art:

-10$: simple bust sketch of whoever you want (OC, any character from anything, celebrity, your friends, family, etc)
-15$: detailed bust sketch (lines cleaned up and shading that isn’t scribbles) of anyone
-30$: semi-realistic drawing of anyone, waist up (facial features shaded and smoothly blended, realistic hair, proportional features)

Anything above 45 dollars can be shipped to the buyer (US only, sorry!) with no shipping fee. Paper size is 14 x 17 and 8 1/2 x 11, I believe (ill double check and update this later) and I need a reference picture to work on. All portraits will be sprayed with fixative to prevent discoloration and smudging before being sent.

-45$: rough graphite portrait. Features are drawn as accurately as possible and shaded, but not blended. Picture needs to be from the neck/shoulders up.
-60$: detailed portrait. Shaded, blended smoothly, and matched textures to reference picture. Reference picture should be from the waist up.
-70$: detailed portrait in colored pencil, using prismacolors. Reference picture should be from the chest up.

My prices are flexible and if you want something not listed up here, we can talk it through and I’ll do what I can.

Payments will be accepted through paypal, which is taylorthbdart@yahoo.com (and if anyone by any chance wants to donate less than 10 dollars, I’ll draw a little cartoon for you!)

If you or anyone you know is interested, you can message me here on tumblr or email me at taylor.thebodeau@gmail.com with the subject being “commissions”

Please signal boost this if you can’t donate or commission. Sorry for the long post.

Thanks!!

here’s the gofundme for this http://www.gofundme.com/btcitw

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hotdadcalendar:

This is my favorite thing I’ve ever read about Aubrey Plaza

hotdadcalendar:

This is my favorite thing I’ve ever read about Aubrey Plaza

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ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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coolator:

A love story

coolator:

A love story

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unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

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